National Boob Grab Day

National Boob Grab Day is celebrated on November 11th. On that day, every male (with the female’s permission) will grab the female’s boobs. Grabbing titties on that day is a sign of respect. It shows that the man thinks highly of the woman, and enjoys the bouncyness that the woman brings to the table.
I cant believe it! Today is National Boob Grab Day! That means I can grab as many Ta-Tas as I want!
National Boob Grab Day is the only time I get to grab random people’s boobs!
by Yeah, THAT guy. April 14, 2018
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National Boob Grab day

April 13th is national boob grab day!
Every guy has to grab a girls boob.
Yo dude, today is national boob grab day
“It’s not cheating if u grab another girls boob because it’s national boob grab day”
by GucciYuh April 12, 2018
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National Squeeze Boob Month

National Squeeze Boob Month, a month where you can grab anybody (male or female)’s boobs with no concequences.
Timmy: *Grabs and squeezes Samantha’s booby.*
Samantha: Timmy what are you doing!?
Timmy: It is National Squeeze Boob Month silly!
Samantha: oh haha! *Squeezes Timmy’s nipple*
by MonthSpecalist October 19, 2019
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sidebar t-shirt ad boobs

There always are huge boobs on the chick wearing the t-shirt with a stupid slogan in the sidebar page of urbandictionary. The boobs are big enough its worth staring, but the t-shirts are never funny enough to click the link.
probably just look in the side bar of this page

or

"wow, that t-shirt is so dumb only a hopeless loser would ever buy it. but check out those sidebar t-shirt ad boobs!"
by wastedhillbilly December 28, 2011
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Touch boobs november

Something guys want to touch and girls want to avoid but from first to last day of november girls can't slap boys when the touch girls boobs.
Touch boobs november
by Slapper69 November 03, 2020
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A display of female dominance that proves nothing, but it does prove who has more money to spend on breast implants. After the display is complete there is a bloody battle to death, they commonly involve recently used dildos as blunt objects for a weapon.
My cat told me I was crazy so I said "well, my boobs are bigger than yours"

and since I was only 14 I didn't have any dildos clean enough to use.
by Guy with a big penis November 25, 2014
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national grab boob day

grab ya girls boob, and if she isn’t u girl do it anyway..
yoooo she got big racks... it’s national grab boob day
by savthedad April 13, 2018
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