Buddy

A weirdo that thinks he knows flooring

Buddy thinks he knows flooring installation basics

by Flooring guy August 21, 2018

sloth buddy

A kindred spirit in indolence.

I'm doing absolutely nothing today. Hbu?

Jack shit, sloth buddy!

by Awildpuppersappears May 27, 2019

cancer buddies

2 people that have the same bestfriend but then they both have or had cancer

Hey you wont to be cancer buddies

by Liddy6263 December 5, 2018

bus stop buddy

An acquaintance that you have for the sole purpose of text messaging them when you are bored or otherwise free of time. The extent of your relationship typically stays at the level of superficial text message exchanges and rarely (if ever) blossoms into a real world interaction.

(Immediately following a fender bender)
Victim: Didn't you see the red light and the wall of cars in front of you?
(Quickly shuffling to put away their phone)
Defendant: I know...but I just had to check out this cat video that my bus stop buddy sent me . You know its all about priorities in life!

by teilhardo September 5, 2016

nesting buddy

Someone whom you sleep with. Often used in a comical light-hearted way.

Person 1: "Is Person 3 your new nesting buddy?"
Person 2: "What, no! FUCK OFF CUNT!"

by Pseudonym2730 November 3, 2020

meat buddy

A process of gathering a minimum of 5 of your male friends together and placing capacious amounts of meats in each others mouths.

Dr. Dic insisted we had a meat buddy party eventho it was a family night.

by Swivel mi timbers August 19, 2023

Shot Buddies

They are probably one of your best friends and someone you can tell anything to and trust with your life. They are the person that would do anything for you and always keeps you strong and is kinda like your battle buddy (meaning whatever you do/go that's what they're gonna do also). Your 'Shot Buddy' ultimately is most of all the person who won't let you drink alone (because that's just sad) and will always be there to look at you and say "If you take it I will".

Becky saw Zack taking shots by himself at a party so she went and took them with him, they became shot buddies and now bestfriends.

by beachbum14 June 22, 2014