Schlopenhimer nigger dick

It means can u stroke it 10x faster with maximum speed as u 360 no scope you on call of duty as u stroke my shit to hentai

Can you pass me the Schlopenhimer nigger dick

by Mr twinkle tip September 8, 2025

dick cheese

what happens when you dont fucking wash your shit

i have a major case of dick cheese because i only use axe body spray!

by 696-969-6969 November 3, 2020

dick slinger

anyone who starts swinging their penar around like a lasso

hey man! did you see the local dick slinger the other day? he caught all the baduzz (bad guy huzz) with that one.
Yeah, that was badass dude

by tuffboy2381 February 4, 2025

suck dick broke

When you have so little money you'd have to suck dick for cash

P1: "Yo, you wanna go get food?"
P2: "No, I'm broke"
P1: "I'm sure you'll be fine"
P2: "No, I'm literally suck dick broke"

by lilbollockshead February 2, 2018

Dick munch

A person who is really stupid or is a thot
Someone who bites on a males penis when giving a blow job

Guy "she was a real dick munch last night"
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Girl " She's a fucking dick munch"

by Dick munch ben November 25, 2018

Pretty Big Dick, Dude

A penis that is between 7 and 8 inches in length and average or above average in girth. It's not quite a Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge Dick, but it's pretty big, and it does the job, and it makes life worth living. When during extremely tough times in which suicide appears the only option, try to remind yourself that you may have a pretty big dick, dude.

Jack: Dude, I can't take it anymore. Imma kms.
Mick: No, dude. Don't.

Jack: Why dude? There's no point.
Mick: Cause you got a Pretty Big Dick, Dude.
Jack: Oh, ye.

by BonerMasterMick2 September 18, 2023

dick sickness

When you don’t feel good after sex

We fucked so hard, I woke up with dick sickness.

by Kinkykatie069 November 15, 2018