ass monkeys

when you're surprised

'holy ass monkeys you scared me!!!'

by Seniorchineseman June 15, 2018

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Adam Is A cunt ass whore dick

hes a dummy hes fat

Shut the fuck up adam is a cunt ass whore dick

by Im adams worst nighmare March 13, 2025

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Ass napkin

A folded piece of toilet paper or some sort of hemorrhoid pad/wipe that you put in between your ass cheeks to prevent itching.

I had such bad itchy rats ass during work today I had to put in an ass napkin!

by Hor hickie doger November 11, 2021

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Sandwich ass nigga

A person whom is both; Fat and over weight, as well as soft and bitch-made.

That Nigga Liam is a real Sandwich ass Nigga under pressure! I always need to bail him out during matches!

by El Niño VP February 4, 2024

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Someone you know of but never meet who causes money to be charged to you surprisingly and unnecessarily so their identity can be kept a mystery. Often like someone who comes up and pinches you from behind (both of which is surprising and unnecessary.) This is often a way for the middle man to make money off of both parties.

I'm tired of using a middle man. My lawyer needs to give me the number of this ass pincher so we can meet personally and avoid any other charges due to miscommunication.

by MovinMocassins July 1, 2016

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