PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME

when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.

Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone

Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?

Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 3, 2023

excuses are like asses

Indicates the prevelance or abundance of a thing. Adds a negative connotation to what every you are comparing to assholes. Usually used as "blanks" are like asshole, everyone's got one.

Mustangs are like assholes, every one has one.

by tex May 24, 2004

That ass is past due

Has large buttocks and or bottom

Darren saw Indi the other day and exclaimed, “ That ass is past due” in hopes to get her attention.

by OG_Savage23 July 27, 2023

Ass Gasket

Muscles around your butthole.

I bent over, farted and blew an ass gasket!

by cushybushy March 13, 2015

Meow ass

The meow ass is that fucking furry in the class that meows and hisses for no reason

The meow ass: meow, hissss
Person: Shut yo meow ass bitch!

by creeperboat March 6, 2022

Bad ass bitch

Sarah

Sarah is a bad ass bitch. She got me weak In the knees

by Sad.ho April 15, 2024

National Grab Ass Day

September 15 is national grab ass day

i grabbed her ass on national grab ass day

by Jayden Brookie September 15, 2021