National slap ass day

On December 11th, you are allowed to slap anyone’s ass.

Jessica: OMG did Tyler just slap my ass?
Tyler: It’s National slap ass day!
Jessica: ohh

by trackgod100 December 10, 2019

ass

something sage does not have

person 1:"look at sage "
person 2"tits"
person 1 "but no ass"

by dirtblockguy338 November 5, 2021

no-ass class

when someone is not tremendously blessed with cake

*a person watches someone attractive walk by, but notices the attractive person has little or no butt*

“That’s an alumni of no-ass class of ‘23.”

by Sarahsmile86 May 22, 2023

that ass is dinging

When an ass is dinging that means it is making the observers internal bell ring meaning they are getting turned on.

Damn Brad, that ass is dinging!

by Badass Brad December 20, 2022

Ass

Bitch ass gay ass nigger nerd

Yo nigga you ass

by Black Nigger 05 September 16, 2019

Ass-Stache

When a male (or woman) eats the ass of their partner and develops a visual ring around their mouth. Occasionally the visual Ass-Stache can be accompanied by a foul scent and may persist for days. There is no known antidote or medical treatment. Victims are advised to scrub affected area with equal parts bleach, water and 3 day old lime rinds.

Eric developed a bad case of ass-stache after going to town on Melanie’s back end last night.

by Three Dollar William August 5, 2023

ass

Self Care by Penelope Scott

“bro that shit is ass” “ikr!?”

by Cliick September 6, 2021