mays appreciation day

on march 10th is maya appreciation day because itsvthe 69th day of the year

(on leap years it’s march 9th)
founded by goa

oh fuck it’s mays appreciation day today better put on my banana costume

by vortex881 November 21, 2021

Tit Pic Day

Tit Pic day is the 22nd of every month were if you ask a girl for a Tit Pic they have to send it. You can only ask one girl so they should feel special if you pick them.

“Yo Becky send me a Tit Pic, it’s Tit Pic Day”
“Okay daddy”

by Urdad1738 January 22, 2022

captain candle day

may 11

Ethan: It’s captain candle day!
Jeff: I almost forgot

by captain candle January 22, 2022

National Isaiah’s Day

Although the holiday states it’s just for a day, everyday is Isaiah’s Day. Isaiah’s Day is a day where you’re suppose to give attention, care, and love to our beloved Isaiah Mitchell.

Melanie: Why are you always talking to Isaiah?
Sorel: It’s National Isaiah’s Day you uncultured dumbass.

by TheBitchNextDoor January 23, 2022

National Isaiah’s Day

Although the holiday states a day, everyday is Isaiah’s Day. Isaiah’s day is a day where you give attention, care, and love to our beloved Isaiah Mitchell.

Melanie: Why are you giving Isaiah so much attention?
Sorel: It’s National Isaiah’s Day you uncultured bitch.

by TheBitchNextDoor January 23, 2022

National Dumpster Day

National dumpster day happens on April 2nd it is a day where you jump to your nearest dumpster and find what values could be in there

Person 1: it's National Dumpster Day!
Person 2: Let me go get my dumpster diving shoes on!

by Peter Griffin445 January 24, 2022

International Jilly Day

International Jilly Day is a day to celebrate the ‘Jilly’ in your life in honour of the original Jilly Hunts Birthday. Jilly day is the most important day of the year as it celebrates your weed and nicotine addicted. Jilly will diagnose you with a brain tumour, and understand you have night googles. These are just a few of Jilly’s traits that add to her worthiness of a day of honour. We heart you Jilly.

Person 1: omg yay it’s international jilly day!! how did you meet your jilly?
Person 2: no way! my favourite day of the year!! aha actually, she stole my chips and salsa then proceeded to diagnose me with a brain tumour while high out of her mind.
Person 1: oh man, sounds like a great jilly.

by ric beans and pie January 25, 2022