Poo with the consistency and properties of spackle. It smears rather than wiping cleanly, dries instantly, and clings to your ass like it is trying to patch up your butthole.
Mark: Sorry man, I won't make it over tonight, sat down for a quick shit and turns out it is ass-spackle :( Feels like I am trying to squeeze Play-Doh out of a frosting bag.
Peter: Jesus dude, don't apologize. Sending prayers.\
Peter: Jesus dude, don't apologize. Sending prayers.\
by K-Beezy September 2, 2017
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person 2: sorry man, it was a butt ass nake on the turl kind of bathroom break
person 2: sorry man, it was a butt ass nake on the turl kind of bathroom break
by man’s worst friend September 10, 2025
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I have to play online for this achievement? I'll probably have to deal with guys who cheat and spam moves just for a win, but I guess it's worth it to plug my ass with hate for another point on my Gamerscore. ass hate video game plug
by wallbie September 24, 2015
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“Ahhh ur a bitch ass lil boi”
“Gattt ! You trip meh out”
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“Ahhh ur a bitch ass lil boi”
“Gattt ! You trip meh out”
by Viesan September 10, 2018
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