Ass Chaff

Ass Chaff is the detrius which is flung against the bowl when you fart while shitting. Often acompanied by a loud bowl barker. Often your only hope of warding off a rump ranger or bum ninja ... in this case you hope bowl barking occurs.

1. Dude I blew some serious ass chaff from those taco's at lunch.

2. OMG Jim, I was so drunk last night when the resident ass bandit tried to rape me I couldn't move, luckily for me I was so scared I blew ass chaff when he yanked my shorts down. Otherwise ... I'd have been turd burgled

by The Piedbald Wordsmith August 25, 2010

National Grab Ass Day

September 15 is national grab ass day

i grabbed her ass on national grab ass day

by Jayden Brookie September 15, 2021

Balls-ass

Adv. A superlative adverb that usually employed in colloquial discourse when expressing exasperation or frustration with a condition or experience.

Dude, it’s balls-ass hot outside.

Man, his girl is balls-ass ugly.

by guroking August 31, 2022

shut yo bum ass up

when u havin a bad day and some random person is talking to u abt random shit u don't even give two kharas abt

person 1 :hey did you know that jason and troy were making out today
person 2: shut yo bum ass up

by sniffxy August 26, 2023

Dat Ass

When ones ass is so fine that you can only describe it as "Dat Ass" and nothing else

(s)he was walking by and all I could notise was "Dat Ass" in front of me.

by Ash, Bird enjoyer and spaceboi March 23, 2024

Gay ass

To go looking for LGBTQ action.

We should drive separate because I think she's going to gay ass afterward which I don't think I want to do.

by PeopleLikeUs January 7, 2020

Muthafucking stupid ass goofy

I only do this because of the mug ad

*Mike falls like a cartoon because he looks down*
Person below: You're a muthafucking stupid ass goofy.

by zuuuuup March 30, 2023