My dick

Something your mum suck

My dick is something that your mum sucks

by …? June 7, 2022

Small dick

people called Mathew, Kamran, or Soloman usually have this kind of a dick but always say they have a 6-inch. they get no bitches and Mathew usually spends his way of life exploring porn hubs for new vids

mathew has a small dick

by jjjjjjjjhhhjjj June 7, 2022

Bottle Dick

Bottle Dick is an 11 chapter gay fanfiction made-canon about a popular scientist known for his intelligence and capabilities, who compulsively got his penis stuck inside of an Aquafina brand water bottle

"Why the fuck are you drinking Aquafina, do you not remember bottle dick?!"

by ess sie deez June 7, 2022

Dick

You your a dick

Me: wow your a dick

by Ass eater 10101 June 7, 2022

Dick

The long stick you have between your legs in your pants

She came over to my house last night and gave me head on my dick

by 8inchcock June 7, 2022

vert dick

Biggest NN coming from US, who? Dude got tapped while trying to play smart, but he is botnik NN

vert dick stop talking

by #BlessEstk #BlessGamesense June 8, 2022

Dick

Your small hairy part

white stuff came out of that dick

by jknwad June 9, 2022