Dick Stim

When you injection stimulants into your dick

-Yo how you doin?

-I think I need another round of dick stims cuz I’m not pissing blood yet

by 6ft2BigDickLookinForGreatNight November 29, 2018

Athletes Dick

Catching a rash or a fungus from a woman who has a yeast infection. During sex, or having an itchy sack

Tony caught athletes dick from karen

by Houdini2 October 30, 2025

Dick Sandwitch

When you put your Dick in between two big titties.

"Hey guess what. I got a Dick Sandwitch last night"
"Sick duuude what was her bra size!"
"XXL Lez Goooooo"

by NeptunesRetardedCousinNeptard May 2, 2021

Dick

Dick is the most tasty snack or meal you will ever get.

I got back from work hungry and i checked the frige and we had nothing in the frige so i looked at my boyfreind and smiled and asked him if i could have some becuase i was hungry and he said yes so i ran up to him pulled his pants down and his underwear to find the most amazing thing a big 9 inch juicy dick and lucky for me it was cumming so much and i kepped on sucking and he keepped moaning and in the end we were both happy .

by Mrs.hungry122 October 11, 2020

Dick

Slang for penis

The person reading this has a small dick

by Sexyhomophobe December 22, 2020

dick-in-a-bag

When you are expecting one thing and you get either the complete opppsite or not what you were expecting.

I ordered a bag of potato chips and I got a huge bag of nothing but dick-in-a-bag!

Look at him, why does he have to be such a dick-in-a-bag?

by Ohyeseyedid April 19, 2018

Pure dick/cock

Pure dick is the one who through good nature and intentions, steps up on the rights of others, and/or cause you to feel nothing bad about them for their nice behaviour is quite charmful and humble

Pure = kind disposition
Dick = Idiot that steps on you

Hey kid, can you go the store in town to buy me a sunscreen?

No

Well you got a bike, just do it

No, don't think I'm obliged to help you (thinks to himself : what is this? Maybe he/she is a pure dick/cock)

by Thermal-pulse-puller December 30, 2022