Flyswatter Ass

A girl's ass when she tries too hard to make it swish because they think it makes them look sexier.

DAMN! That chick has such a flyswatter ass! It's about to fall outta her booty shorts!

by AirplaneEatsSky June 14, 2011

Mad Ass-Hatter

Mad Ass-Hatter is that one guy /girl who is absolutely batshit crazy and also an asshat/jackass.
Usually reserved for exes, enemies, or frenemies.

Can be used as an action word as well to describe weird situations/drama.

Example 1:

Person A: Dude, Jack is such a mad ass-hatter.
Person B: I know right? Can’t believe I dated that fucking psychopath.

Example 2:

Person A: Yo, did you just see what she did to George?
Person B: Yeah, that was some weird mad ass-hattery, my guy.

by BADDYBIDDY February 24, 2019

Ass Mane

When your ass hair reaches at least 3" long and starts to become extremely unruly. Ass mane will help facilitate swamp ass if you have been drinking and become white girl wasted. Note that ass mane can be much longer than these lengths, and 3" is a conservative estimate. Also, see tramp mane for similar undesirable hair locations.

Damn!! That guy basically has an assfro coming out of his little salmon-colored Hollister shorts. I bet he drops his pants down on cruise ships to show impressionable young girls that his ass hair is only more like 1.5" long.

Wow, that guys swamp ass is out of control. He must have all that booty sweat trapped in his ass mane. If only the luscious locks of repunzel ass hair weren't so thicc, there would be more air to circulate and dry out that jungle swamp ass

by Cholo Financial Planner July 5, 2021

an emo ass bitch

A person who is as emo as a bitch

Look,there is an emo ass bitch!

by Kai2063 April 26, 2021

Ass-Blasting Bitcheloid

A word that gave me cholera

Ur an ass-blasting bitcheloid

by Grevylags April 7, 2020

Ass eater

An Ass eater/ muncher is someone who indulges in eating ass. Typically people called Jay.

“Oh my god, Jay is such an ass eater”
“Yeah I heard Jay is the biggest ass muncher”

by Ipadkid3005 May 20, 2024

Honkin' Ass

When one surpasses the speed of hauling ass. This is faster than fast, basically approaching the the limits of gravity. Used specifically to describe speeds achieved down a ski hill.

Though to have originated in the Carrabassett Valley of Maine

It was so icy out there, you should have seen Randy he was Honkin' Ass!

by Loafing Tom February 11, 2019