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learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions

Another (retrograde) definition for educational institutions in the internet age, based on the fact that one has to shut up and listen, and prove or disprove things in the best possible way, as opposed to the internet where everyone can just shout out everything they want or even force themselves on random strangers.
Marked by a contrast of a true understanding of relativism and absolutism as opposed to the internet, where every relative, negligible thing or context is also given full absolute status.
Being too much on the internet makes me long for learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions.
by felixh November 30, 2016
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thump fuck

When you aren't interested in the girl because of how ugly she is, but you sleep with her because she is easy.
"Did Jeff really just screw that beast Monica?"
"Yeah, but he was drunk and she was a thump fuck."
by Dark Dave December 1, 2016
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Fuck boy

A boy who dates many girls at a time,or dates many girls in a row. Could send nudes/ask for them.
Wow! Oliver is a fuck boy. He was dating Jessica yesterday now he's dating vannessa.
by Alejandra Barreto December 3, 2016
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Fuck face

When someone's just so ugly just call them a fuck face
Person 1:you're so ugly

Person 2:oh just shut up you fuck face
by Blake Richardson December 4, 2016
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SKULL-FUCK

It's like fuck, but you fuck the skull of a person.
I'll skull-fuck your dad to kingdom come
by ItsDiesL December 4, 2016
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fuck it

the state of not caring. complete detatchment from the situation brought about by completely surrendering to said situation and accepting whatever outcome as it is without fretting over it.
hundred page thesis due tomorrow. haven't started it. fuck it.
by fuck it, who cares? December 4, 2016
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Fuck

A common name for Armenian boys. Taken from the Russian name Фуканб, the name of one of the angels mentioned in the Song of Solomon, a book in the Bible, the name Fuck is a highly revered Armenian name. It was most commonly given throughout the 19th century. It began to slow when the American curse "fuck" became common in Armenia. However, today there is a resurgence with the name in more hip and "hipstery" areas.
by But Mom... NNNOOOOOOOO December 7, 2016
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