Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

Pizza Hut and Target are woke stores now. Dirty liberals want to get to our kids by promoting LGBTQ.

Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.

Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

by Skyrim550 May 20, 2022

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019

Binary Space Partition Tree

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"That nerd Jeff is such a Binary Space Partition Tree"

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 10, 2024

Old Oak Tree

slang term that teenagers use before meeting up for a sketchy social gathering in a mysterious location

Guy: hey wanna go smoke some kush

Guy 2:yea sure meet me behind the old oak tree

by iimZaach March 7, 2011

Tree Simulator

An apparentlty very relaxing game that as you keep playing becomes increasingly more stressful

"That game is just a tree simulator"

by ilovefactorials March 16, 2024

Herobrine Tree

A Minecraft slang term used to describe a tree that has had all of its leaves removed, but the trunk of the tree is left standing. A forest of these, often happening in a very short period of time, is often a sign that Herobrine is in your world according to old Minecraft legends.

Okay who left the Herobrine tree outside my base

by A.U.S March 28, 2025

Birch tree

When a white person cuts themselves to create lines on them resembling a Birch tree.

Jessica: "you are so ugly Jake!"
Jake: "Shut up, you Birch tree!"

by Shatblaster3000 October 31, 2021