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Russian raccoon

Where you beat your balls on your girlfriend throw her in the mud and ejaculate all over her face while she's covered in mud.
Jimmy was playing fortnite and his girlfriend was bothering him so he gave her a Russian raccoon to shut her up.
by Ghost and pringles December 2, 2018
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russian proposal

A legendary technique to propose someone in such a way that, regardless of what their answer is you both will spend the rest of your life together.
To perform this you need a grenade and a ring
if they say "yes": give them the ring
if they say "no": pull the ring of grenade and hand it to her
Man 1: So how will you propose her
Man 2: There is a way to propose her in a way that will 100% work, its called russian proposal
by sukkon September 29, 2022
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Russian breach

When you give a girl a creampie whil your friend gives her a russian flashbang
I gave Kayla a russian breach with my buddy
by Russian breacher March 29, 2022
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russian daddy

The sexiest man on earth. Wants you to be his "leetle girl" and asks you to be his CUMSLUT!
Slice: Hello russian daddy
Russian Daddy: LEETLE GIRL
by Yermy Battled Warter November 23, 2019
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Russian Dunk

Where you rub your bare testicals in a circular motion across someones face without their consent.
Me: "Hold him down i'm about to do a Russian Dunk."
Him: "What!!!"
by Graydol April 1, 2024
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Rectal Russian Roulette

When you're having gut distress and want to pass gass ut afraid it'll turn into something more, it becomes a game of rectal Russian roulette.

(See sharting.)
"My stomach hurt so bad I was afraid to fart, it was like a game of rectal russian roulette!"
by WeirdAndWildWords January 15, 2023
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Russian demands

The most inconsequential demamds from a party that no one honestly cares to deal with.
1: Tony just told me to stop hitting on his girlfriend or he'll nuke ukraine or something crazy, I didn't get the whole thing. He was rambling on about something.

2: Everybody knows Tony, that guy has no girlfriend and he won't do shit. He's stalking that girl. Don't give into his Russian demands.
by The Biggest Willy March 31, 2022
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