Similar to a man-crush, a dude-swoon is when one of your buddies performs some sort of maneuver that is so impossibly cool, you have to swoon over their awesomeness.
Caught the foul ball, didn't spill his beer and ended up going home with the redhead's number. Full-on dude-swoon.
by triphx December 7, 2012
Get the dude-swoonmug. 
Someone you want to hit in the face with a plastic snow shovel. Won’t kill them, won’t do permanent damage, will just sting like hell.
by Mmahgik April 6, 2024
Get the snow shovel dudemug. Yet another phrase for the male genitalia but, one used to describe the act of giving, or receiving a blow job.
Liam: Hey baby! Fancy some action? I'm toey'er than a roman sandal....
Jenny: Bugger, the painters are in but I'd love to play a concerto on your Dude Flute?
Jenny: Bugger, the painters are in but I'd love to play a concerto on your Dude Flute?
by John Nash I February 22, 2010
Get the Dude Flutemug. 
Using Ranch Dressing to aid one in fondling one's genitals, or those of someone else, to cause sexual pleasure.
My dudes and I were "dude ranching" with delight all night, but we didn't have time to clean up the ranch or get dressed before my parent came home from the opera.
by DudeRanchIT February 26, 2023
Get the Dude Ranchingmug. i appreciate the postal dude for always efficiently and quickly delivering my mail to me through the US Postal Service. The Postal dude is so glorious BEST POSTAL DUDE EVER
by napalmontoast May 25, 2025
Get the postal dudemug.