clown snatch

A red headed female whose pubic hair resembles that of a clown.

I think clown snatch is wanting my johnson.

by urbandiclova October 20, 2010

Planker clown

Where you plank on a clown while giving them head

"have you ever tried planker clowning?"

"Yea! Me and Jessie got to try it the other night, definitely would recommend!"

by Steve lane February 5, 2022

piped clown

It's were you make a ham cake then you put your dick in it.

Na man, I'm good on the bar tonight. Its time for a piped clown."

by MILES ERICKSON June 1, 2024

Clown Shoes

about a size 23

Timmy- "wow that clown shoes are really huge!... I bet there a size 18"

Dan- " Actually Timmy, it's a well known fact clowns wear size 23... SO GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!"

by DJamesK1 January 26, 2011

bouncing out a clown

The act of defecation. Sometimes known as "putting a baboon into orbit" or " launching a monster."

"Hey, have you seen Eric the boy vampire?"
"No, he's probably in the filthy bathroom, bouncing out a clown."

by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025

Clown

n. (KUH-LOWN)
One who deserves no other title because their goofiness is absolutely absurd. This person is an absolute cornball and their actions say it all.

“Griffin said Eminem’s album is better than Tha Carter V, what a clown.”

by Lucky Charm September 28, 2018

An absolute clown

A girl who the boy likes her and then she catches feelings and he doesn’t like her anymore

Nicole is an absolute clown and how dare
Pietro do that to her.

by Mouse lover November 9, 2019