Internet

A place that needs mental help

Welcome to the internet

by Wii Guy October 28, 2021

Internet Brain

A malady in which one enters a state of mind that recognizes the value of network effects but becomes unmoored from common humanistic principles lost in the contemplation of said network effects.

Symptoms:

* Every thought is filtered through how this might appear or be perceived when shared online.

* Every idea is immediately productized into an app, site or platform
* Shallow rationalizations and/or detachment from the effects of ones own actions

Cures:
* Gardening

* Community service
* Mediation and prayer

Person A: Wouldn't it be cool if we did a stunt where we sold flame throwers to the general public?

Person B: I feel like you've got a bad case of internet brain.

by jcjnyc2 January 23, 2025

Internet hotdog

Getting an unexpected d*ck pic

Girl 1:John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it good?
Girl 1: I've seen better.

by Smiley1092 October 28, 2015

Internet points

Cryptocurrencies such as Bitcoin and NFTs which have no intrinsic value
As used on Garys Economics (YouTube channel by Gary Stevenson)

Crypto = Internet Points? Why it WON'T make you rich

by Grammaton cleric April 10, 2025

Internet Drama

Something that happens when a popular person does something bad and people are gossiping about it then that person gets cancelled or something. It happens on lots of fandoms like the OSC, fnf, twitter, roblox, youtube, etc.

Random Person: hey did you know the insert person here drama?
Another Random Person: yeah i think they should be cancelled...
Random person: ok
Another another random person: i hate internet drama
the two of them: same...

by Ilostfaithinhumanity October 9, 2022

The Most Mysterious Song on the Internet

the most mysterious song on the internet is a song mostly referred to people as the following: like the wind, blind the wind (you know i wonder how people get stuff like this name), check it in/out, and take it in/out. likely speculated to be made in the 1980's. it's said that it was recorded from a NDR broadcast (norddeutscher rundfunk) there's more information on wikipedia.

person 1: man how did the most mysterious song on the internet even get lost?

person 2: i don't know man

by rk092 December 25, 2023

internet war

A war that takes place on the internet that should not be taken seriously, for the whole joke. See Pewdiepie vs T Series

internet wars are a fun way of wasting time

by f uck ypu July 29, 2021