A soggy biscuit is a love interest that has potential and knows it has potential but chooses to dunk itself in the lukewarm tea (still containing said teabag)
I didn’t really like them but I gave them a chance, but despite their initial efforts they were still a soggy biscuit.
by biscuit sommelier August 16, 2023
Get the Soggy biscuitmug. by e z geezus July 29, 2011
Get the sploge biscuitmug. The act of finishing a round of soggy biscuit with the loser sharing their prize with all of the winners by transferring some of the soaked biscuit via a kiss (similar to part of a snowball kiss)
by KamikazeNut July 6, 2021
Get the Biscuit Kissmug. An accusatory phrase that implies that something you just heard is made up, imagined or a far reaching fantasy.
Some biscuits resemble the shape of a cow patty so this is a clean way of saying "bullshit" or "BS".
Some biscuits resemble the shape of a cow patty so this is a clean way of saying "bullshit" or "BS".
That is a total derfin biscuit...you just made that up!
Nobody would believe that in that "derfin biscuit".
That's some derfin BS right there!
Nobody would believe that in that "derfin biscuit".
That's some derfin BS right there!
by Mongo10 October 23, 2023
Get the derfin biscuitmug. A dog that is only half trusted. When it was common for people to put biscuits and pies on the windowsill to cool, a savvy dog might snatch them. A dog that, while polite enough while there's people in the room, will certainly stick his nose in the dip if there's no one in the room. Can also apply to two-faced, sneaky people.
by BrewSwillas September 1, 2023
Get the Biscuit Eatermug. I woke up with a large semen biscuit left on my stomach, but I didn't bother to wash it off before i went to school.
by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014
Get the semen biscuitmug. by 0161chickeninawrap September 17, 2017
Get the Biscuitmug.