Hot-Tarded

When she's HOT A.F. but she's a little tarded at texting.

A mixture of hot and retarded.

Hazel is Hot-tarded because she texted gaga instead of Haha.

by Overweight heavy lover D June 12, 2017

e-tard

Individual of limited technological ability

Andrew is struggling to switch his computer on. Andrew is an e-tard.

by IvChen July 3, 2017

F- tard

The cum shot your mom shouldve swallowed.

YOU F- TARD!!!

by F- tard January 8, 2018

Techno-tard

Someone who is seriously technologically disabled!

That guys wants to invest my money in Cyber-currency but he's a Techno-tard!

by buzzworkz January 8, 2018

Full-Tard

A stupid come back to someone calling you a half-hard. Same meaning as calling someone a "retard", is less offensive but will make you sound like an idiot.

Jonathan: "Hey bro, you're a half-tard!"
Jerry: "Well you're a full-tard"
Jonathan: "Bro WTF owo"
Jerry "Hey at least it's less offensive than calling you a retard or a fucktard"
Jonathan: "That is very true my friend"

by SomeoneWhoExistsOnEarth May 12, 2018

Law-Tard

A person who thinks they know everything about law when really they don't, or they know a bit but they are mislead.

Usually found in YouTube comment sections, these people are generally defensive and not likely to change their interpretation of a scenario.

These people are also likely to jump into scenarios, during or after, without using context.

Jesus, these law-tards are everywhere.

by Code_Maker May 29, 2018

e-tard

Somebody who thinks e-tolls are cool

The e-tard was dutifully queueing to pay his e-toll bill

by Johannesie June 6, 2018