super straight 

a term people use when they are in the closet so that other people don’t suspect that they are gay! the colors for it are the same colors as grinder so that way people get sort of a hint that that’s what they’re going for ⬛️🟧!

“Are you gay bro?” “No i’m super straight!”

super straight by Ladybug7907 March 9, 2021

apple juice straight from the hose 

Urine expelled from the male penis, esp. meant for consumption by other people. This consumption is often implied as being forced.

My toolbag roomate forgot to pay the rent and fell asleep on the couch. He's gonna get a taste of apple juice straight from the hose.

apple juice straight from the hose by Pappa Sean May 17, 2006

super straight 

if you identify as super straight, you're TRANSPHOBIC. it means you're attracted to cisgender people only. someone maybe could identify as straight and not like trans people, it's that easy. but someone decided to make a sexuality out of it thats transphobic. btw why does the flag look like pornhub

person 1 : hey! can i tell you my sexuality?
person 2 : sure, i'll support you no matter wh-
person 1 : i'm super straight!
person 2 : nevermind.

super straight by hhmilaa May 22, 2021

super straight 

it's a term mostly used by dumb transphobic men, it's not a real sexuality.
fun fact: their flag colors are orange and black the same colors of the grindr app(a dating app for lgbtq+ people)

james🐒: ayo im super straight and proud

ryan: nah you are a social reject who made up your own sexuality becuase you want to be included into something you booty lickin monkey.

super straight by urm0mb1tch March 7, 2021

super straight 

used by secret gay men who want to seem straight.

y/n:”what’s your sexuality”
twink:”super straight”
y/n: “ohhh so you want me to fuck you on he floor while your begging for your life”

super straight by yourfavoritetwink July 13, 2021

super straight 

a stupid "sexuality" (not really one) made up by idiot transphobes who can't STAND the idea of dating a trans person. also called: stupidity, idiot mentality, transphobia

transphobe: i'm super straight! do u accept me?

a logical and normal person: no.

super straight by gaysuperphobicboi69 March 22, 2021

super straight 

an excuse to be openly transphobic

a: i’m super straight will you accept me
b: fuck no miss me with that transphobic shit
*b beats the shit out of a*

super straight by milkii_tea April 7, 2021