Salty Geoff

When you’re on a boat and the frequency of the waves perfectly synchronises with your heartbeat causing a freak wave in your digestive tract - ultimately forcing you to abandon all humility and evacuate your bowels into any nearby receptacle (for example a bucket) irrespective of witnesses.

I thought I was going to make it into the harbour, but within barely thirty seconds a turtle head turned into a cloth toucher and I had to pull a Salty Geoff in front of my wife and her two best friends. It was only as I was leaning overboard rinsing the evidence away in the salty water that I realised what I had done and vowed instead to burn the bucket and never speak of the moment again.

by Juanaconda May 31, 2022

salty

SΞVΞΠ in league of legends

SΞVΞΠ is very salty in league of legends

by karl keckel June 7, 2022

soltana aneqa

Modern god in the tunisian society

Trend setter
Invented half of the gen z in the african continent
Used to describe someone who is an icon ,very strong talented powerful popular loved and handsome

Kim kardashian is such a soltana aneqa

by Soltananeqa June 28, 2022

Salty Pete

A guy that talks about jobz all day but drives like Ms. Dasey

"I said E Pier not B Pier, stop being a salty Pete"

"Way to go leaving that compartment door open. You salty Pete today?"

by Denda June 30, 2022

Salty

"almighty government"

When he gets married, the "almighty government" is gonna feel pretty salty.

by FieroGT80 July 11, 2022

Salty Gary

The Salty Gary is when you let the cum dry up and then snort it like cocaine.

I still can't believe she performed a Salty Gary on me last night. That stripper was worth ALL the money.

by Aylig July 18, 2022

salty sardine

When one of your mates cums in a pussy and you eat it

Hey jeremt you wanna eat my salty sardine

by Gwe July 31, 2022