Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020

Stay put or be kaput

(1) A phrase to express the isolation policy of social distancing.
(2) stay in your place or you'll get in trouble

Police policy for quarantine is "Stay put or be kaput"

They'll fee you up to $5,000 if they catch you outside without a mask.

by EmJayee April 19, 2020

Put My Gown On

A term to signify that you are definitely staying home for the night, and unequivocally will not be putting pants back on to get out. Some old timer ladies call their mu-mus/nightgowns “gowns”.

Girl 1: Hey, sister! You should come over and try this new herbal medicine we got going on.

Girl 2: Nah, I ain’t feelin’ it right now. Wheel of Fortune is about to come on anyway.

Girl 1: Come on, it’s only like 7pm!

Girl 2: I know lol, but I done put my gown on. Even filled my belly; I’m done with today.

Girl 1: OK Grandma, good night then.

by Funtimeisover April 14, 2019

Put on

To be put on is to have your friends/people vouch for you to someone you'd like to date.

P1: "Hey, can you put me on with her?"
P2: "Sure, I'll tell her about all the money you got."
P3: "Don't forget to tell her how hot they'd be together, we'll help you get put on."

by Xo.Mxney.Xo February 10, 2024

put a tarp over your trees

calm down

“EVERYONES ASKING TO PROM ALREADY”
“Put a tarp over your trees, you’re gonna be fine”

by dogdogbark February 14, 2023

woman's cat! Put it in a

The word that makes Urban Dictionary say: Get the woman's cat! Put it in a mug.

Get the woman's cat! Put it in a mug.

by ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ June 9, 2024

Putting on the press

When you are at the bar trying to pick up.

Based on the (FCP) Full Court Press in basketball.

If they go to the dance floor... you go to the dance floor. If they go to the bar... you go to the bar. If they go to the washroom...you wait outside the washroom. In theory, if you're the only person they've seen all night, you are their only option at the end of the night.

I'm putting on the press tonight.

Last night she was putting on the press.

by S Poppy July 11, 2020