Dutch Donkey Punch

A donkey punch delivered by some unexpected fellow who suprisingly appears and instanainiously donkey punches the girl for his buddy who is not ballsy enough to do it himself.
So I dutch donkey punch -ed your mom last night, thought your dad would get mad, but it wasn't him.
by pickle snuffalufagus February 16, 2010
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sticky purple punch

(n) Sticky Purple Punch is a reference to marijuana. Made popular by the movie Bio-Dome.
I love my sticky purple punch.
by person June 09, 2004
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Designated punching bag

A lazy way in which Teachers are indulging bullying to maintain "discipline" . A designated punching bag is a student on whom the Teachers are counting to always be the ones bullies will target to pass their "hormonal" energy while leaving teachers favorite students alone. That becomes the "natural order" and routine for teachers. If the Designated punching bag get fed up and fight back...or only wants to save his/her neck, he/she breaks the teacher's routine and natural order therefore HE/SHE is committing an infraction in the eyes of those teachers.
Student A was stolen, beaten up etc... One day he had enough and fought back. But since for teachers he is the school's designated punching bag, he was expulsed because HE and ONLY HE (not the bullies) has to learn how to behave in Society!
by Blcak catBChat nMJ July 21, 2020
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punch her in the pants

After a first date with a woman, your friends asks how the date went and then asks did you punch her in the pants
by gitch65 November 22, 2012
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Cerebral Cock Punch

A cock punch to the mind. Bewilderment etc....
Dude! I just saw David Copperfield's show and one of his tricks was a Cerebral Cock Punch!
by Deth Driver August 19, 2012
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Sucker Punch Complex

When the individual componets of something are amazing, but they are not worth the sum of there combined parts.
The new Star Wars movies suffer from Sucker Punch Complex, the scences are amazing, but the combined story was awful.
by LaughingGhost February 05, 2018
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Emotional Kidney Punch

An emotional cheap shot, normally to a female from a male during an argument. Usually used by a man when he gets mad enough to hit a girl but won't, so instead he says something he knows will really upset her.
My ex was bein' a bitch the other night so I slammed her with a couple of emotional kidney punches.
by fmab March 11, 2010
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