post nut 

Same as hindsight. Someone says they knew something all along after receiving information but they actually know nothing.

Woman: What's your sign?
Man: I'm a Leo.
Woman: I knew it!
Man: I'm actually a Capricorn.
Woman: That make sense because that is exactly what a Capricorn would do.
Man: You're post nutting I'm actually a Scorpio.

post nut by PapasFritas March 22, 2023

post-peak 

adjective: describing a situation, object, or social trend that is highly illustrative or emblematic of social decline - as in the kind that takes place after the best years of a civilization have passed.

Jason: Did you see the green-haired girl scaling the side of the office building yesterday?
Jason 2: Yeah, she was trying to break back into the office after getting fired to get her giraffe stickers
Jason 3: I thought she was in the hospital with a food allergy or something
Jason 2: Yeah, I guess not
Jason: Damn bro... That's so post-peak

post-peak by Don's Johnson March 30, 2023

Post-Nut Clarity 

a calm sense after ejaculation. usually an addictive feeling of relief.

"post-nut clarity has me doing it everyday."

Post-Nut Clarity by Noctone April 7, 2023

Post Yogurt 

Musician Post Malone's name given at birth. Post Yogurt as a name was discouraged by his gang stalkers so, you know.

Antagonist: That Post Yogurt album was ill-conceived and lacking in form.

Protagonist: Fuck you and your antiquated name for Post Malone.

Fin

Post Yogurt by Mikie Mike and the Miketones April 8, 2023

post your gf day 

on the 17th of april, post pictures of your girl so that other hoes can back the fuck off

"hey bro, how come you haven't posted your gf?! it's post your gf day!"

post your gf day by nckfrrs April 17, 2023

Post Traumatic ID.me Disorder (PTIDMED)

A subset of PTSD that directly affects former employees of ID.me.

Symptoms Include:

-Desire to burn down "The Establishment"
-Compulsion to read Glassdoor and continually edit your review "so that others understand"
-Reluctance to find a new job
-Feeling triggered even more than usual when someone asks for your ID
-Overall increase in destructive behavior

Wow! my Post Traumatic ID.me Disorder (PTIDMED) has really been acting up lately. I found myself yelling at the cashier at my local bodega when she asked to see my ID when checking out with my 6 pack.

Post Traumatic ID.me Disorder (PTIDMED) by PalindromeHannaH May 2, 2023

Post-Cock Recidivist History 

When a woman who was formerly dating women starts dating men and begins to trash lesbians and lesbianism.

Marley: Jess is dating men now, she says her relationship with Ann was trash although she loved it.

Slim: That's that Post-Cock Recidivist History

Post-Cock Recidivist History by Krimbrulee May 6, 2023