Jenson Six-Pack

Six loose cans of beer, which do not necessarily match, removed from a fridge and placed into a plastic shipping bag and brought to a social gathering.

What are you bringing to the party?
A Jenson six-pack

by Jenson69 June 25, 2019

Zeno's Pack

A paradoxical concept pondered by many ancient trappers and philosophers refers to the idea that before a pack can reach the first sorting facility it must go halfway first. This cycle continues until the motion of the pack "unexists."

"Zeno's Pack is an interesting concept, but I believe its fault lies in the fact that it would require space and time to be infinitely divisible."

-Cali Plug(First Smoke of The Day Podcast, 2025)

by Ilovemid February 27, 2025

Zulu pack

Morning breath -the one with a humming taste. It lingers . It’s so bad that you should never even text someone in the am before you brush your teeth as it permeates through your phone

By Ros AD 2019

I can smell your Zulu pack from all the way over here in Timbuktu

by Ros Chiraq August 10, 2019

Fat pack

The bulging stomach you get after eating a lot of food

John has a huge fat pack after eating nothing but junk food

by Themanthemaster41968 July 21, 2022

quad pack

A quad pack is when you have two women friends with large breasts that hang out together.

Sparkles and Pumps were sitting together on the small commuter plane and their quad pack caused concern with the flight crew on proper weight distribution

by El Diablo4eva April 01, 2024

6-pack fag

A closeted straight guy who’s inner ‘homo’ comes out after about a six-pack of beer.

I cut myself off after 5 beers because I know I’m a

6-pack fag.

by Blacksheepinatown August 10, 2023

flat packed

What your balls feel like after being squished in by a seat for an extended periord of time.

After a 90 minute ride into the city, Ian's cajones were more flat packed than a pre-delivered Billy bookshelf.

by the original imac March 17, 2010