Bus puncher

Cheap, yet very strong, alcoholic beverage, liable to make you stagger about punching buses. IE White Cider, Special Brew, etc.

Look at that penny stamp in the middle of the road! He's been on the bus puncher I reckon.

by francisrossi June 06, 2010

Turbulence bus

Turbulence Bus aka TERRXRIZZT is some little fucker on Twitter that likes nonstop talk about his addiction to fapping to Meow Skulls and fantasizes some brutal shit

1:Yo check out what Turbulence Bus said

2:hell nah that nigga needs help

by RETARDCUH666 August 24, 2023

bus muffin

"Bus muffin" is a term commonly used, when on publice transport, to describe someone who you quite like the look of and therefore, will do your best to sit in the seat next to them. Even if there are plenty of other seats available.

"The bus I took yesterday was full of bus muffin, man! I didn't know where to sit so I just hovered over each one until I got off or they hit me! You should have been there, man!"

"Hayley thinks Chris F. is a bus muffin. That's just not right..."

by cavefish April 20, 2009

bus

sex object for bus enthusaists

hey that's a bus enthusiast jerking off to a bus

by alvinkanglikesdicks March 02, 2023

Bus

Where we droppin' bois?

We need to jump from the battle bus

by Octasional April 04, 2018

Bus

A large vehicle that takes the piss and doesn't arrive on time.

Student: Man my bus will arrive in 44 minutes
Friend: really? are you sure let me wait with you
Student: yeah, my buses are never late *waits in the cold*
*44 minutes go by and the bus isn't here*
Student: I am fucking freezing here! it should have came by now
Friend: haha!

by MrsRelatable December 10, 2021

Bus

The deadliest yet funniest tool of destruction in the world.

Person #1: Did you hear about Martin?

Person #2: No. What Happened?

Person #1: He got hit by a bus.

by Schizophrenic McMurderBus July 09, 2013