makeing eggs

jacking off

me and my girlfirend was chilln then she made me start makeing eggs

by the dork expert July 02, 2011

Chicken egg and cheese

If you eat this there might be something wrong with you and i think you need to go to the hospital cuz its bacon egg and cheese you dumbass

Customer:Can i get a chicken egg and cheese please?
Worker:Boss get out here
Boss What happened
Worker:She order a chicken egg and cheese
Boss: Call 911 NOW!
Customer:???? Why
10 mins later...
FBI: Where is she

Boss: over there!
FBI: *KIlls Customer*
Everyone:*Dances happily*

by mrohr November 14, 2018

Cracking my eggs

When something is really funny, it is "cracking my eggs".

"That joke is cracking my eggs."

by Togepi69 June 14, 2017

egg me daddy

When someone wishes to have sperm ejaculated onto them.

Dude, Carol just texted me "egg me daddy".

by Randomnuss November 16, 2016

catch the runny egg

When a man plays with a women’s boobs like a runny egg yolk

Look John is playing a game of catch the runny egg give him some space.

by Tbean15 January 08, 2018

waste scrambled egg

wasting scrambled egg.

It is bad to waste scrambled eggs.

by Debskelly1985 May 27, 2023

Walking Egg Mcmuffin

An obese person

That guy has so many fat rolls he looks like a walking egg Mcmuffin

by BlackMigos June 19, 2014