mexican oil change 

What happens when you have a car that's leaking or burning oil, so you frequently have to add oil to keep your engine from blowing up. Because of the constant consumption and addition of oil, your car always has fresh oil.

Yeah, the head gasket blew in my old hoopty, now it burns a quart every week, so I'm doing the Mexican oil change.

mexican oil change by Meldroc July 21, 2008

mexican eyeball 

A lovemaking technique in which one tears out an eye, stuffs it up a bitch's pussy, and then fucks the shit out of her so as to use the vitreous humour as a lubricant. This technique is usually performed only twice in a practitioner's lifetime.

"Eh vato, that ho is smokin'! I'm gunna give her a mexican eyeball!"

mexican eyeball by kissaki January 9, 2009

Mexican Bible Study 

A kinky sex maneuver in which while the male is licking the female's (or other male's ;) anus, she defecates into his mouth. The male then half-way swallows it leaving it partly in his throat. The other member then repositions themselves by laying on their back with knees bent upward. The male then regurgitates the feces back into the other members mouth and places each of his butt cheeks onto each of the respective breasts placing his penis against the entrance of her nose as she masticates on the feces rocking back and forth ejaculating down her nasal canal.

I'm gonna go give your mom a Mexican bible study.

Mexican Bible Study by Not So Sexy Cow May 30, 2009

mexican birdbath 

When you fuck a girl so hard that she passes out, then u piss in her open mouth.

After he made her pass out, he gave her a mexican birdbath as a sign of gratitude.

mexican birdbath by nickg8916 July 16, 2008

mexican breakfast 

A cigarette & coffee for breakfast.

Karter and I shared a mexican breakfast this morning.

mexican breakfast by adrienne July 23, 2004

mexican blow torch 

when you get any kind of alcohol on a cotten swab and put it on the tip of his dick then light it on fire then you give him head

light it up then suck it off a mexican blow torch is awsome

mexican blow torch by sylviav June 23, 2006

Mexican Postmark 

To spell one's name in ejaculate on the chest of one's partner. Bonus points are earned if a stamp is wiped on the penis and then affixed to the partner's forehead.

Related definitions: Mexican Return Address

It cost me 37 cents, but it was definitely worth it to give her a Mexican Postmark.

Mexican Postmark by Soda June 11, 2006