licking the table cloth

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit

Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"

by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017

devious lick

a good steal, something typically stolen from school

Did you know that Daniel stole a paper towel dispenser from the 3rd floor, what a devious lick.

by berkleyy September 10, 2021

Licking matches

Basically when you literally lick a match but your best friend's gf thought it was a euphemism for licking a tit. So now it's a euphemism for licking tit

"I was licking matches with jenny last night"
"Ew omg gross"
"No as in literally licking matches"
"Oh okay. Still gross tho"

by Fennejenny May 16, 2018

Devious lick

Getting an awesome steal

Its only 2 weeks into school and i got this devious lick

by Devious licker September 9, 2021

lick before you lap

The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.

Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!

by QuacksO July 9, 2018

Devious Lick

A Devious lick or lick is a TikTok Trend in late 2021 where students or people steal school supplies, devices etc. It started when a video on TikTok was uploaded about a student stole a soap dispenser.

Bryan: Have you seen my devious lick?
Sam: You mean your electronic pencil sharpener?
Bryan: Yea

by ThatPlaneNerd September 15, 2021

cherry lick

Cherry lick. A common abbreviation for Cunnilingus. To lick the cherry of a woman or to dine at the Y.

Did she give you a blowjob first? Or was your time for a Cherry lick?

by Goatbein December 18, 2022