Dementor's Kiss

When smoking, inhaling the smoke someone else is exhaling while kissing.

Jaime: Yeah Ben and I were smoking and we did some Dementor's Kisses.

Laura: Wow you must have been baked!

by spookymulder September 1, 2013

Beer Kiss

What happens when you have a beer summit with someone to
settle your differences and you give them a beer kiss as a final
apology.

John and Jim had a beer summit to settle a football
bet. During the summitt, John gave Jim a beer kiss and all was forgotten.

by FotoPro July 30, 2009

kiss of neptune

When toilet water splashes up and hits the tip of your penis .

Dude I just got the kiss of Neptune, it was fucking disgusting

by Pnklkr69 May 18, 2018

pimp kiss

Giving your bitch a black eye when she dont listen.

My old lady forgot to pay the gas bill, so I pimp kissed her!

by FUDMF December 22, 2010

proper kiss

When tongues dance together, sometimes spastically

Girl 1: Hey have you had a proper kiss yet?
Girl 2: Yeah he used way to much tongue though.

by thatguyontheroof December 6, 2013

friendch kissing

this is what happens when two or more people who are not in a relationship awkwardly decide they should or should not kiss one another.

jennifer and trent decided that they shouldn't be "friendch kissing" because it might change there relationship.

by rickey travis hayes January 24, 2009

morning kiss

A morning kiss is where the man gets a pleasant surprise from his fellow member down bellow.

Morning glory can now be fixed with a morning kiss

by dr seus December 6, 2013