Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.

For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.

by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022

give a girl your hoodie

july 17 is national give a girl your hoodie day

a great way to show a girl love and affection...

boy: do you want my hoodie?
girl:of course

boy: it’s national give a girl your hoodie day

by logan puppy July 17, 2020

Giving belt

Absolutely slamming someone in a game or a sport so bad that it’s funny.

“After giving belt to my brother in brawlhalla, he cursed me out and then quit.”

by Brawlhallamaster July 25, 2025

Give-a-frick-ness

The act of giving a frick over a certain subject

This is supposed to solicit our sympathy and give-a-frick-ness

by HilnaVunner January 25, 2025

Give head

The act of having the sex organ of another person in your mouth for pleasuring or excitement. Also known as oral sex, fellatio or cunnilingus.

Mary likes to give head.

by Walking Angel October 15, 2021

Give it a door

When you try to type "Give it a shot," but it autocorrects to "Give it a door." Then you proceed to convince your girlfriend (Or anyone else) that it was intentional and play it off like they don't know the new, hip lingo.

Her: I want to play that one spin machine that one a lot on at chicken ranch oh also that Chinese game
You: Oh yea, definitely. We'll give those a door.

Or "Did you check urban dictionary for "Give it a door?"

by JDudeTheRudeDude June 18, 2021

I’ll give you my llama

Something to say to a Latino chic

Slang for I’ll give u my penis

“Como te llama”
“Oh, i’ll give you my llama”

by BitchAs February 17, 2018