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destination fucked

There's a sheila drinking beer, and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk. She fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger. To the right you'll notice there's a fire. Aaand there's a fat pig.
Ozzy Man said " Someone should write this as the definition of "destination fucked" in the dictionary".
by Grandmastershek November 29, 2018
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Destination Fucked

A woman chugging half a beer before failing to crush the can on her head, then almost falling g off a roof; simultaneously being flicked off by a small child; fire and a fat pig in the same frame for some odd reason
Bloody wanker! They're all headed to Destination Fucked!
by Double R Bar Burger November 29, 2018
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fuck unit

A unit of measurement that can be made to mean anything. Just like the word fuck.
New York tastes like it's about 50 fuck units away from here.
by preachdumb February 14, 2014
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résumé fuck

Someone you would fuck even if they weren't particularly attractive, if only to put a notch on your "resume." Usually someone famous.
Even though Britney Spears has fallen so far and looks like shit now, I'd still résumé fuck her.
by Mike Daly April 11, 2008
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fuck it factor

Expressed as a decimal, it is a metric of the likelihood that you will finally say, "fuck it" and give up or quit. Most often used in work situations. 0.1 is considered mild frustration, 0.5 annoyance, 0.8+ violent rage/physical pain. 1.0 is the instant you quit, 2.0 is going postal.
During the company meeting when they said we were all getting pay cuts I was at .98 fuck it factor, but now that I'm at the bar I've mellowed to a .86.
by officemonkey 1840976 October 29, 2009
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Fuck that noise

FTN. Slang for "that's rediculous", or "I'm not buying it".
The autoshop wanted to charge extra for putting air in the tires... I said, "Fuck that noise. I'm not paying for air."
by Btbullet January 2, 2017
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fucking moron

A pejorative term for someone who knows absolutely nothing about fucking.
It came to light that he had never had sex before but somehow it just seemed cruel to label him a fucking moron.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2020
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