Chicken egg and cheese

If you eat this there might be something wrong with you and i think you need to go to the hospital cuz its bacon egg and cheese you dumbass

Customer:Can i get a chicken egg and cheese please?
Worker:Boss get out here
Boss What happened
Worker:She order a chicken egg and cheese
Boss: Call 911 NOW!
Customer:???? Why
10 mins later...
FBI: Where is she

Boss: over there!
FBI: *KIlls Customer*
Everyone:*Dances happily*

by mrohr November 14, 2018

Scrambling my eggs

To masturbate by yourself.

To masterbate in general..

.......yeah.......I was scrambling my eggs this morning..........

I'd like to scramble her eggs......

by #AlexisMason June 4, 2021

mhm spider eggs

Yummy spider egss so crunhy wow, yummy in my tummy!

Hey Timothy, did you eat your spider eggs? Yes mum, mhm spider eggs are delicious!

by lu:sen November 13, 2019

Eggs Been-A-Dicked

When you make scrambled eggs with nut in them.

My ole lady wouldn’t give me any last night so I made her eggs been-a-dicked for breakfast.

by Matt1919 March 27, 2022

catch the runny egg

When a man plays with a women’s boobs like a runny egg yolk

Look John is playing a game of catch the runny egg give him some space.

by Tbean15 January 7, 2018

rotten egg gash

Rotten egg gash is when a girl forgets she has a tampon in there for a few weeks and it starts to real.

Hey, I went down on this chick and she had Rotten egg gash, it smelled Superbad and I caught the string of the tampon in my teeth.

by MuddyBottoms October 6, 2020

Cracking my eggs

When something is really funny, it is "cracking my eggs".

"That joke is cracking my eggs."

by Togepi69 June 15, 2017