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douche it out

Ever find yourself stuck in a moment when you wish you could cleanse yourself free from lifes filth?

Then take a moment to douche it out, meaning to start over again with a clean slate.
"I can't believe I just caught my parents having sex. I need to douche it out and forget it happened."
by jaminique June 14, 2014
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Douche-Wagon

Dude you're a fucking Douche-Wagon.
by BigBootyButtBalls June 12, 2017
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Douche nozzle

Dan telese thinks hes smarter than everyone because he is a douche nozzle.
by Douche nozzle 1234 September 28, 2018
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Holiday Douche

Somebody who takes the day off work before or after every holiday.
Bill: "Scot Wayfinder took December 26th off again this year."
Daniel: "He's such a holiday douche.
by threelunches May 26, 2020
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Douche-appaloosa!

An annoying idiot of the highest order; someone you try to shake, even tell them of your outright distaste for their personage and still they hang around, asking questions and trying to get into conversations. They also tend to lack general, up to date knowledge of daily events and have awkward social skills. You refer to them as 'a group of douches' because they feel like they are more annoying than one person.
'Oh my god, you're such a Douche-appaloosa!'
by Soul_scion February 11, 2010
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Douche Lily

Similar to the common douchebag but tends to be better looking and smells better. Lowlife.. Piece of shit..Asshole..
Tony Cato is the epitome of a douche lily
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Dick Douche

The act of inserting your penis in the vagina or anus of a sexual partner and urinating, resulting in the cleansing of the filled orifice.
Man, I stuck my cock in her ass and have her a dick douche. My balls were covered in brown liquid!
by eekwhim October 8, 2019
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