daddy depot

A dad that works at a Home Depot

Person 1 -That guy looks like a daddy depot

Person 2 - yes, he works at a Home Depot

by Bulgurman May 18, 2019

Dumpster Daddy

Dumpster Daddy- King of the dumpster babies; this retro/emo/hipster/ punk rock melting pot of a guy who’s glory days peaked in his 8th grade summer. He’ll be wearing a ripped Green Day band shirt and smokes menthols so he doesn’t have to brush his teeth. B.O. IS his D.O. and don’t you even think about touching his bent framed aviators because Tom cruise actually wore them at one time 🙄 DD is a nomad who sleeps on random couches, leaf piles, dirt mounds and even the occasional port a potty when it’s chilly out.

“Yo look at that fuckin dumpster daddy over there, I think he just shit on that guys porch”

by Jock Cusstoe December 5, 2019

Shrimp Daddy

After finding a passage to shrimp town you will encounter the shrimp daddy. A mythical man who has the body of a man but the head of a shrimp. The shrimp daddy is often encountered in the an intense trip to shrimp town.

Look at me now I’m the Shrimp Daddy! Meaning they have had an intense experience in shrimp town

by Supermarket Man December 17, 2019

Daddy’s money

People named Aaron are known as daddy's money. They don’t have to work for anything in the life’s. They are fed with a silver spoon.

Aaron why are you such a daddy’s money

by Pussyslayerxxx67 December 20, 2019

Yatch daddy

Generic hot frat-guy who probably owns a yatch.

Look at that yatch daddy with his girlfriend.

by ZellaStorm December 29, 2019

Shrimp Daddy

(N): Like sugar daddy, but a wealthy male figure who can afford to buy a fine young lady the pre-packaged bag of shrimp available at many supermarkets. Can also apply to someone who buys any shrimp products for a potential sexual or romantic partner.

Person 1: "I am so lonely, and could really use some shell fish right about now."
Person 2: "Girl, sounds like you need to get yourself a shrimp daddy."

by J and A Define the World May 21, 2019

Gaff-daddy

The days of housewives behind us, a gaff-daddy is exactly what it sounds like; an absolute lad, totally in control of his masculinity and his three toddlers while Sandra chases that office promotion!

“How come your dad always picks you up from school?”
“Oh, he’s a gaff-daddy!”

by Polarbearjack May 24, 2019