Oyster Cracker

That rally will be full of oyster crackers in Bremerton today....
by The word of Gawd January 23, 2025
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Porn Crackers

The state of a post-wank tissue that has been left to grow hard, crunchy, and prawn cracker-esque
Looking in his room for the shoes that Carl had borrowed from me, I found the assortment of porn crackers that he’d been leaving under his bed
by Chris fischer April 21, 2022
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porn crackers

Porn crackers! We'll have to edit that out of the magic show.
by philologue August 18, 2011
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Keester Cracker

a man who seeks out anal sex. Butt Pirate.
the Keester Cracker was hard at work, trolling Boys Town for fresh meat to butt-bomb..
by Rory O'Doul October 07, 2022
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Cracker talk

A white man whose speech is heavily slurred and not comprehensible because of being under the influence of drugs like alcohol or meth.
"Damn! Look at this meth head doing the cracker talk! His tongue is all over the place when he tries to speak! Lets leave.
by Omi777 May 08, 2024
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cracker jacking

the act of pre ejaculating on a food offering, preferably putting the food in your butt crack after eating mexican food so that it infuses the flavors.

if the persons notices any taste you say cracker jack
the teacher gave muffins to his students, without them realizing it had gone through a cracker jacking process
by 69ArabianNights January 25, 2024
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Cracker Jacking

The white person version of nigger rigging, as in fixing something up in an unorthodox manner regardless of how it looks.
Person1: "What term do you use for a white person pulling a nigger rig?"

Person2: "Cracker Jacking"
by Godzilla2019 October 07, 2024
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