ASS COLD

Ass cold is a term which describes the degree of coldness. If anythings described as "ass" then it's the most intense. Less intensive coldness can be described as "butt cold" , "dick cold" or just "cold" however, "ass cold" is the worst of them all.

I don't want to go anywhere today, it's ass cold outside.

by Bailmaninmo January 1, 2019

kerry cold

a kerry cold is when megan slawsons dad has a cold but cus he’s just- him he’s worse than everybody else in the family

“god have you heard of the kerry cold!!”

by Megan slawson October 1, 2020

cold craig

When you're taking a shower while someone is also taking a shit, because the steam amplifies the smell.

Good, my girlfriend needs to stop giving me the cold Craig. I will never feel clean.

by Pseudonym McPseudonymface March 7, 2019

cold pillow

when your balls get smaller

person 1: hey bro i just jumped into the pool and i went cold pillow
person 2: thats to much information bro

by ballsack2001 August 13, 2023

McDonald’s cold fries

When you stick Popsicles in pigeons, throw them off of buildings, and hope they fly.

Person: “ did Dan just McDonald’s cold fries that pigeon?”

by Gdbnknbbcc October 10, 2021

cold one

A Icy Cold Beer

Hey man I'm having a cold one right now.

by GoldenGraveDigger32_YT June 29, 2017

weird cold

When your cold but your really not cold but your shivering but sweating but your still cold.

Oh my gosh I'm hot but I'm cold, I'm weird cold

by Happy feet 123 April 24, 2017