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Closet Tom

A closet tom is someone who takes the chance for sexual activity while high off skunk or in the the prison shower!
So you asked for a blow job off your mate while you were high off skunk! Closet Tom!
by Mix-Race Man On Road September 25, 2019
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cause spooning in a dress

Someone who's too fat to get into a dress and have to refund it back
that's cause spooning in a dress duh
by TheJocker037 October 5, 2019
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Closet Cunt

A person (of any sex/gender) who seems like a fun, outgoing, socially acceptable person when in a group situation and with acquaintances. However when you get to know this person it becomes clear they are an insufferable cunt.
I know Janet's husband seems like a fun dude at company parties but when you get to know him you see he's a real CLOSET CUNT.
by Redh00d4 November 11, 2019
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Cause For Control

Cause For Control are a pop, punk, rock band from Bournemouth. Including members Dale Fisher (Guitar, Vocals), Lewis Patrick (Guitar, Max Ashley (Bass) and Rory McHugh (Drums)
Hey, have you heard of that band Cause For Control, they sound pretty awesome
by Cause For Control November 24, 2019
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close af

CLOSE Asf means very close and can’t be used instead of the wordfriends without benefits
by Bsndj October 20, 2019
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Clauseminyonka

Someone who gets tired after he jacks off
Chad is a clauseminyonka
by Yourbitchwife February 5, 2020
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