Smoking Banana

When someone says something stupid or irrelevant

Oh your smoking banana

by Callmegeraldd August 20, 2017

Banana Rama

Slingo for "Barack Obama", the STUPID, socialist 44th President, who's most notable for ramming an $825 trillion "stimulus" plan down the throats of the American public, that would "create or save" up to 4mil jobs - among so many other, less-than-intelligent ideas/quotes/statements.

The shortened and most common usage: The Banana.

"There's a lot of -- I don't know what the term is in Austrian, wheeling and dealing." -- President Banana Rama (the Banana) confusing German for "Austrian," a language which does not exist.
Strasbourg, France, April 6, 2009

by getgoing November 8, 2009

Banana Mush

The act of taking a banana in a sauna, unpeeling it, mashing and smearing it into the hairy sweaty back of a gross man, up and down. And proceeding to lick it off, or scrape it off with your teeth, and swallowing. And repeat several times.

"Would you rather do Banana Mush or jump off a cliff?" "Jump off a cliff!"

by ewinJEEZY May 25, 2009

banana pirate

a person who is asian on the outside and white inside who like to ride boats.

have you seen diana? she is SUCH a banana pirate

by Elf December 29, 2004

electrical banana

the process of shoving a pealed banana into a wall socket and somehow getting electrified

electrical bananas arent toys!

by me3 November 26, 2003

Banana Tree

When a man sucks ten dicks at one time

Henry sucked all the dicks in the club. Therefore Henry did the banana tree

by Eat that pussy556 May 5, 2020

banana jacked

To have ones shirt cut off by ones own pocket knife by a person with a banana in their shirt.

She banana jacked me again.

by OneHotBlondGirl August 22, 2017