August 9th

On this day you have to buy your best friend their favorite food

On august 9th you have to buy your best friend their favorite food

by Mlcg1 August 7, 2022

August 8th - National show your butthole day

On August 8th, you must show you butthole to anyone who reminds you of this day, or you can show someone you butthole yourself without any repercussions

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August 8th - National show your butthole day

Hey Hannah, today August 8th!

Yeah and?,

It's National show your butthole day, let's see your star fish

Fuuuuuuuck fine but no pictures!

by Anon2! :) August 8, 2022

August 15th

The worst day of the year as it is S*****'s birthday. Nobody likes her and she's a rat.

"We hate August 15th."

by marr30000 August 8, 2022

August 9

Suck your brother’s milk

Me: Bro it’s August 9
Him; Oh no

by tegasdigbick August 8, 2022

August 8 + 9

Suck your brothers milk day

Me: it’s the days august 8 + 9
Him: Noo!

by tegasdigbick August 8, 2022

august 25

the day jenna kisses and makes up.

jenna: "august 25th is the day i kiss and make up."
friends: "wha"

by the nun gordon August 8, 2022

august 9th

august 9th is were females send 2 tit picks and booty picks to any male that asks

hey its August 9th

by only faxxx August 9, 2022