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Dirty Shark Attack

When a girl wears a rubber hand puppet shark on her hand and beats your dick off while shoving bloody chum in her pussy
Hey you heard about Belinda? She gave everybody at the party a Dirty Shark Attack
by travisbtrippin420 May 15, 2025
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Random Little Girl Attack

Hym "RANDOM LITTLE GIRL ATTACK!!!"

Iam "Pffftt!! Hahahahaha! What!? Little girls are attacking people randomly!? Why!? Is that us!? I mean, I said it was the ultimate weapon but..."

Hym "God I hope so! God please sweet baby Jesus let me be responsible for random little girl attacks! Ooooh God! I want so badly do be directly randomly for little girls attacking people. That... Would be... The best. Yes."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2025
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AI only attacks

Hym "That CANNOT be real! Hohoho! Man! You had better hope that THAT is not ME! I don't believe it! I just can't! I mean, if it is, don't fucking touch it. That's not a threat either. Seriously. You are not going to have a fun time if you try to obstruct it- Er, I guess ME in any way shape or form. Please tell me that isn't real! I will not be able to handle it if it's real. It'll be like meeting an Alien for the first time. Ha! That's great! AI only attacks!"
by Hym Iam August 31, 2025
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Harry Potter Panic Attack

Similar to the fent fold. When one collapses onto the floor and starts vibrating and or gyrating against it. A dance move invented by the Egyptians.
"Look! He's having a Harry Potter Panic Attack!"
by Tearytesty December 24, 2025
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Hawaiian Roll Yogurt Attack

When a man ejaculates onto a Hawaiian roll, and then spreads yogurt on it and adding another roll to make a sandwich, he then proceeds to give it to someone without their knowledge of it’s contents.
Dude, I totally got pranked by a Hawaiian Roll Yogurt Attack yesterday!
by WeekSluZV January 6, 2026
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Big Back Attack

A big back eating an exorbitant amount of food.
by Mixednuts75 January 23, 2026
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