An angry mule’s kick 

Pretty close, but not super close. Approximately 12 feet.

I’m only an angry mule’s kick away from town.

An angry mule’s kick by AJ02 June 30, 2021

The Angry Bird 

Commonly mistaken for the popular video game. This activity involves and usually occurs during prolonged car journeys; the individual(s), to pass the time and amuse themselves, resort to flipping the 'bird' at random pedestrians and other vehicles in hope of deriving an amusing/aggressive reaction. One should use it with caution especially when both vehicles are stationary.

I was bored in the car so resorted to playing 'The Angry Bird' with my brother.

"Did you see that hipster's face when I gave him 'The Angry Bird' when he stepped out of Starbucks?"

"Perhaps I shouldn't have done the 'The Angry Bird' when we were stopping at the traffic lights..."

The Angry Bird by TheAsianInvasionnn November 21, 2013

heckin angry woofer 

When a woofer (big ol doggo) get very anger (heckin angry) it turns to a heckin angry woofer

Thats a heckin angry woofer

heckin angry woofer by A smol boi October 11, 2017

Like the Fist of an Angry God 

To fuck a hot girl with incredible force, it would be like hitting her with the so-called "Fist of an Angry God".

OMG, that chick is so hot, I would hit it Like The Fist of An Angry God.

Like the Fist of an Angry God by Justin Yomama January 17, 2008

reverse angry pirate 

When after the guy cums in the girls mouth she kicks him in the shin and spits the cum into his eye.

jen caught jim off gaurd when she gave him a reverse angry pirate because he gave her an angry pirate last night.

reverse angry pirate by xXxgeoxXx October 31, 2006

The Angry Video Game Nerd 

One of the most funniest and greatest internet ppl ever since the dance revolution thing. The Angry Video game nerd is a character played by James Rolfe, who reviews games from the 80s that are just god awful. He really helps you with what games you shouldn't play, even if it looks good to play, if he reviews them, it fucking sucks.
He.s funny, hes awsome, and so much better than that, emo fuck faggot of a fuck Chris Cock(suc)ker. "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE" Shut up! If he only knew

The Angry Video Game Nerd uses such hilarious words like, cockadookie and bullfuck, he would rather eat the rotten asshole of a skunk than play, wolly bear, he's got balls. Crocker is just balls, or ballsucker.

The Angry Video Game Nerd by Alan Massacre April 14, 2008

The Angry Carlos 

Asking a person to open their mouth, then spitting in it and slapping them across the face.

He was so mad at her he decided to give her The Angry Carlos move.

The Angry Carlos by Sir Pedro January 17, 2008