Juicy Jizz July

You must drink your’s or someone else’s jizz once a day, in one gulp. Passing will let you move onto Anti Ass August.

Juicy Jizz July makes every man gay

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022

No Sky July

No Sky July is a mainly Southern California term for a weather pattern that results in cloudy, overcast skies with cool temperatures the summer. Low-altitude stratus clouds form over the cool water of the California Current, and spread overnight into the coastal regions of California.
S.a. : June Gloom, May Gray, Graypril, Fogust

Tourist: What's up with this weather. Where is the sun?
Local: This is our No Sky July. We've just entered into winter in California. You'll be very lucky if you see the sun at all the next month.

by Bloody42Mary January 28, 2024

July 5

National say yes to someone who asks you out day

Them: hey.
You: hey.
Them: will you be my girlfriend?
You:what?
Them:you have to say yes cause it's July 5, national say yes to someone who asks you out.
You: fine, yes I will.

by Double o g 53 June 10, 2022

Julie bukake

A julie bukake is a sexy girl that unfortunetly has an irrational fantasy of being turned into a cum dumpster by a group of niggers

Great news guys julie bukake has arrived early to the gang bang

by 2019 bukake jamboree March 26, 2019

JULY 23

I WAS BORN ON THIS DAY
CALLING ALL PEOPLE BORN ON JULY 23
WE ARE SUPRUME LEOS
WE WILL BREAK UR KNEES

WE POOP PENCIL SHREDDINGS

PERSON "WHENS UR BDAY MATE?'
ME"JULY 23"
PERSON"YOU ARE FLIPPING AWESOME"
ME"LETS GO POOP PENCIL SHREDDINGS"

by ieatkids:3 February 16, 2024

July 30th

the new jersey equivalent of fourth of july

“So you see as a New Jerseyan, we have a special holiday called July 30th; which is like July 4th, and I’m pretty darn busy that day.”

by sigzaisucks August 1, 2024

july 15

me: “hey look it’s annabelle!”
someone: “okay?!”
me: “it’s her birthday!!”
someone: “oh happy birthday!”
me: “happy birthday!”

july 15th is annabelle’s birthday.

by maxisarat October 7, 2021