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Internet boyfriend

A person who is always there for you, a person who you can text all the time without getting bored and talk on the phone to for hours on end. A person who doesn't judge you and is there to lift up your mood when you're feeling low. A person who you can share the same likes and interests with and chat about them as much as you like to each other. Even though the distance is long and far it doesn't change the feelings you share for one another. Overall, a woman's online best friend, lover and companion.
by Pablo890 October 21, 2022
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Internet Truffle Butter

The nasty golden cream inside Loafy's sister when she gets groomed by GXC Is Depressed.
Yo Loafy, your sister got that internet truffle butter in her pussy fr my n*gga
by LtBeast October 30, 2022
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The Internet

An amazing and equally terrifying place, where you can do whatever you want... but have to be aware of everyone so you don't get lots of haters, trolls, the grammar police etc...
Wow, man. The internet is awesome!
Watch out for trolls! >XD
by AreYouSureI'mACat April 7, 2015
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The Internet is for Khorne

A: Someone's username on dakkadakka.com
B: "The internet is for porn" but the word "porn" is replaced with Khorne
The internet is for Khorne!
The internet is for Khorne!

So grab your dick and double click for

Khorne, Khorne, Khorne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by I eat swag for breakfast February 5, 2017
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fire up the internet

Legion of Doom's way to get itself online for evil and destructive purpouses against humanity.
*switching on evil machines*

FIRE UP THE INTERNET!
by Italian guy2 February 24, 2011
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scav off james' internet

an activity in which many children from the town kirkby participate. scavving off james' internet is the art of standing outside james' house with your ipod touch/iphone and connecting to his wifi. people often do this when out and about in the town. this can also be done outside other people's houses if you know their wifi password.
lewis: how are you on facebook if you've gone out?

charlie: im scavving off james' internet.

lewis: oh, i love to scav off james' internet
by peter file 1997 May 19, 2011
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Won an Internet

1. Basically, in short terms, when a pun/joke is so bad/good, that people feel the need to give the sender an internet.
2. When something is so incredible that you beat the ultimate game, the internet, the reward being the respect/hate of several strangers that you don't know, and of course, the internet.
3. Something someone might say if they see something stupid, amazing, Etc. Mostly in amazement.
by ISHABOIIIIIII420 August 15, 2014
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