by justcallmewebster March 07, 2014
The shitty uncle is the uncle that did some time in prison for some shit he can't talk about. He listens to limp bizkit cannibal corpse. Sometimes he's called the drunkle because he gets fucked up on bottles on top of bottles and tells funny fucked ass story's. Shitty uncle isn't all bad he keeps shit real and straight forward and loves his family
THE STORY OF THE SHITTY UNCLE
To begin this story we have no choice but to start from the beginning he starts off just a brain dead baby in the middle of Ma and Pa's trailer with little responsiblity his soft spot used as an ash tray, holding dad's beer an and watching over the house when his parents are out on a coke binge.
Through his 20s he's just in and out of prison doing crime for dirty dime in and out of shitty relationships with all his prized shitty aunts who are sweet but out of there FUCKING MIND
Requirements to be The Shitty Uncle
:must die at the age of 45 or disappear
off the face of the earth
:burklesnatch your nephews face at
least 5 times a visit
:were a wife beater and baggy shorts,
backwards cap with a goatee and bald
:Be skinny but muscular
:live the peice of shit life
:punk is your main comeback or some
drunk shit
:must pull the most devious pranks on
your nephew and toughen him up and
protect your neice with your life
:and you have to get knocked tf out by a
7ft black dude who weighs 300 pounds
ripped sorry it's just the rules
:can only date sweet psycho women=
shitty aunts
THE STORY OF THE SHITTY UNCLE
To begin this story we have no choice but to start from the beginning he starts off just a brain dead baby in the middle of Ma and Pa's trailer with little responsiblity his soft spot used as an ash tray, holding dad's beer an and watching over the house when his parents are out on a coke binge.
Through his 20s he's just in and out of prison doing crime for dirty dime in and out of shitty relationships with all his prized shitty aunts who are sweet but out of there FUCKING MIND
Requirements to be The Shitty Uncle
:must die at the age of 45 or disappear
off the face of the earth
:burklesnatch your nephews face at
least 5 times a visit
:were a wife beater and baggy shorts,
backwards cap with a goatee and bald
:Be skinny but muscular
:live the peice of shit life
:punk is your main comeback or some
drunk shit
:must pull the most devious pranks on
your nephew and toughen him up and
protect your neice with your life
:and you have to get knocked tf out by a
7ft black dude who weighs 300 pounds
ripped sorry it's just the rules
:can only date sweet psycho women=
shitty aunts
by Peice of shit uncle May 10, 2024
The uncle boogalo sleepover move is meant to be one of the most intricate sex move ever to be created. First you have to gather 2 short guys and 2 tall guys, then you have the short guys jack off into a plastic pail while the 2 tall guys 69 each other in another corner across from them, then at exactly 11:00 am they all have to get in a 1932 Stout Scarab and drive to a sperm bank in which they'll go behind and fuck each other however they want without getting caught. But at 11:40 am they have to get back in their Stout Scarab and drive to a IHOP and every single one of them have to get the world famous Choclate Choclate Chip pancakes with a side of Sirloin Steak Tips and Mountain Dew. Finally go home and take that pail and dump it on all of yourselves
Friend 1: So what did you guys do over summer
Friend 2: We planned out how we would do the greatest sex move of all time
Friend 1: And what's that?
Friend 2: Uncle Boogaloo’s Sleepover
Friend 1: oh that's great, did you do it perfectly
Friend 2: yes and I'm fucking proud of it
Friend 2: We planned out how we would do the greatest sex move of all time
Friend 1: And what's that?
Friend 2: Uncle Boogaloo’s Sleepover
Friend 1: oh that's great, did you do it perfectly
Friend 2: yes and I'm fucking proud of it
by BigPeePeePooPoo January 06, 2021
Everyone's estranged uncle who likes to cleverly touch his adolescent nieces where he probably shouldn't, usually in the form of a seemingly innocent pat on the ass or thigh.
by scrappington2 December 26, 2015
A person who works against their own people or knowingly allows themselves to be used as a tool by enemies who are working against people like themselves. Similar concepts include coon, sambo, house n word, house slave, etc. A portmanteau of Uncle Tom, Uncle Ruckus and Cuck. A slave who rats the plan to flee/revolt to massa for some hot biscuits.
"Who wins the Uncle Cuckus Award between Clarence Thomas, Clandace Owens, Larry Elder, Tim Scott, Byron Donald's Cuck, Vivek Ramapickme, Nikki Haley, Ben Shapiro, David Rubin, Caitlyn Jenner or the black gay guy who got kicked out of the maGA gathering & still blew maGA like they're not gonna force him to marry a woman?"
"Poor rural white dummies."
"Now if you'll notice the definition, it says people who Knowingly are tools for their enemies against themselves."
"Then Dave Chappelle."
"AH! Forgot about him. Touché."
"Poor rural white dummies."
"Now if you'll notice the definition, it says people who Knowingly are tools for their enemies against themselves."
"Then Dave Chappelle."
"AH! Forgot about him. Touché."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 14, 2025
Family members with shifty eyes and overly friendly hugs who discover their affectionate side when their cousins and nieces buy their first training bra.
Whereas flirtatious grandpas are usually written off as being harmless, Twister Uncles sometimes require a tongue-lashing from Cousin Willy.
An Arab working for the white man.
Another way to please white man , basically another (Uncle Tom) in the Arab version.
He would please the white man to get the job done and in return he will rewarded (by getting alcohol and white women if he is lucky )
Will do anything to be part of the white race.
He will sellout to his own tribe and other Arabs .
If another Arab befriend his white man , he will find ways to ruin his reputation. I.E. (backstab, create false rumors to earn the trust to the white man)
Another way to please white man , basically another (Uncle Tom) in the Arab version.
He would please the white man to get the job done and in return he will rewarded (by getting alcohol and white women if he is lucky )
Will do anything to be part of the white race.
He will sellout to his own tribe and other Arabs .
If another Arab befriend his white man , he will find ways to ruin his reputation. I.E. (backstab, create false rumors to earn the trust to the white man)