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[Toilet dragon]

1. A terrifying, unremovable creature that will not vacate the bowl of you're toilet without a fight- cannot be killed with tritional munitions, seek help of hobbit.
2. A sentient, rabid turd with razor sharp teeth- commonly found with glowing, malevolant eyes filled with a ravenous hatred of all things living: vacate home and avoid all plumbing and psychological help and do not under any circumstance take the medications for you're mental health or stop licking that hallucinagenic toad you are holding.
Trust noone and never stop running- they are all working with it, trust and believe.
The struggle is as real as you're need for professional help, because noone can save you now, and it's only a matter of time before carl the turd finishes his work and ends the life anyone unfortanute enough to lay eyes on this unrelenting incarnate of evil- it will not stop until you are dead and has followers everywhere so get used to running and holding it at all costs.
Good luck, you will need it.
1. Sounds like you've got a Toilet dragon in there... I'll just go outside.
2. Oh no, I just made a Toilet dragon, it's all over now, this is all folks. The teeth....
by shiftmybits February 1, 2018
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national skibidi toilet day

a day where everyone needs to say skibidi toilet at least 10 times or you are not the rizzler
charlie:skibidi toilet x10
lola:what are you doing

charlie:what it’s just national skibidi toilet day
by yousmell12354 April 23, 2024
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toilet hat-trick

Sitting on the toilet and get in 3 different things, like dumping sperm in the toilet, urinating over it and shit on it. Or a menstrual loaf, urinating over it and shit on it.
I accomplished a toilet hat-trick this morning, after dumping some sperm in the toilet I pissed over it and shat on it!
by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017
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Skippy the toilet

Dad: My son has been watching skippy the toilet for 9 hours straight, without eating, pissing, shitting, or even looking away from his iPad. Please, send help.

Son: Brr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes *transforms into a toilet*

Dad: *gasp*

Son: There's nothing to fear, father. this is my new form, and I'll force everyone to accept it.
by skippythetoiletfan February 18, 2024
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Go clean toilet

Expression: A phrase used in multiplayer first person shooter games, to exclaim and project someone, most likely another player, as being terrible at the game.

It is used to project that the player who is terrible, may be better at cleaning toilet bowls, since it is usually looked down upon, hence making it clear that the player have came to the lowest of lows. Could be used as satire insult.
Distant relative of the famous expression "git gud".
Dude you are actually really bad
you are so bad haha go clean toilet haha one kill.
by ccphater10 September 29, 2021
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Toilet

A place where you feel safe dropping your mud monkeys
“Oh thank god there’s a toilet I really needed to urinate from my bum
by Toilet Plunge June 13, 2019
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fresh toilet paper

Commonly used by crazy people to describe clean fragrances at Walmart.
Woman:(picks up and smells a candle)

Woman: This smells like fresh toilet paper.
by Joven diosa June 18, 2017
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