F-cup Cookies

Jap cookies that will give you big F-cup breasts instead of a big ass.

Contains a "herbal breast enhancer". F-cup in Japan is DD here.

Kid 1: Oh gosh she's got big tits, I bet those are fake.
Kid 2: Nah she's just been eating too many F-cup cookies.
Kid 3: No actually, those are fake.
Kid 1 and 2: Oh.

by anathemaa July 14, 2009

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Semen filled cookie

A cookie batter filled with semen and any other topping. Then cooked at 450 degrees in oven for 30 minutes. When finished serve to your guests and have them guess what’s inside! (Warning: This may start a house fire so be cautious or do it outside. Cookies may be salty.)

Person1: Damn, these cookies taste great! What’s the secret ingredient?
Person2: That’s a family secret!
Person1 and 2: *laughs*
Person1: Mine tastes salty.
Person2: Yeah, almost as if they’re semen filled cookies.

by Name Unrelated March 1, 2019

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Cookie Monster Show

A term commonly used by actors to describe a theatrical production that they are in when they are aware that ultimately the audience will hate the show or that the show will simply suck.

Dude I'm in a total fucking cookie monster show! This sucks. The Director is crazy, half the cast can't act, the set looks like it was built by a bunch of fifth graders. No one is going to come see this piece of shit.

by The Dark Lord of Bass December 29, 2007

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COOKIE MAKING SESSIONS

A subtle and seemingly innocent way to ask someone to come round and engage in sexual activities. This is often used in group chats or in the presence of others or family.
The innocence of the phrase stops most from seeing the real meaning of the phrase unless expecting it.
Unfortunately cookies are often not made in these sessions

*in a group/group chat*
Hey ____ want to come over for a COOKIE MAKING SESSIONS later?

Yeah sure, that sounds fun

by ggij031 September 1, 2016

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