texascapitalist

Karl Marx's number 1 fan and Charli D'Amelio's biggest competition on TikTok.

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by squidwardspussyy October 8, 2020

Texas

The one place with more stereo types than Canada.

Trust me. I’m from Texas myself. I may have an accent, but I don’t spend all my time bull riding and yee hawing. I sit on my couch and write this shit

Boy: Your from Texas?
Me: Yeah
Boy: So your a cowgirl?
Me: Shut the hell up, bitch

by Texasgal321 February 6, 2021

Texas Chili Bowl

When you shit, piss, vomit, and cum in a single trip to the bathroom.

Mom: Son, you’ve been in the bathroom for 30 minutes! What’s taking you so long, did you fall in?
Dad: He’s probably performing the Texas Chili Bowl again.

by HouCou2003 April 19, 2021

Texas Toothpaste

When a man ejaculates into his hand and rubs it into his partner’s mouth manually.

Brian: “Dude, I totally gave that chick from the bar some Texas Toothpaste last night.”

Jeff: “Damn, that’s kinda gross.”

by xReaperx666 October 16, 2021

Texas

261 pages of pure arguing over this state.

Texas is Texas

by 🅱️ommunism January 10, 2022

Tejasshwini

Most talkative girl. Tejasshwini is a girl with boring talks. She follows the principle of "Hire and Fire". She is a hell shit fan of BTS and K Pop.

Person 1 : Who's she?

Person 2 : Bathroom singer
Person 3 : Shit fan of BTS
Person 4 : Combination of all the above
Peron 5 : Right. She is TEJASSHWINI

by Tejasshwini23 March 5, 2022

Texas Tres Leches

The act of finishing inside all the orifice’s of a woman, respectfully with consent.

I’m about to give her a Texas tres leches.

by tequilamucho April 1, 2022