D1: You drank something that fucked up your kidneys and pissed them off. It retaliated by making your piss feel like magma.
D2: You are starting to value your dicks health and want to retract it when you pee, but it's still a bit tight. You decide to do it anyway and the foreskin shuts the pee valve 90% and makes your pee feel like its 9000 degrees.
D3: You finally get circumcised, but you still feel sensitive. You are in the shower and you are washing your dick. A lot of soap ends up getting there, and you can feel a bit of burning down your urethra. You decide its nothing and go on about your day. You feel like you need to pee and go to the toilet. You feel a shit ton of burning magma piss shoot out. You think your body is gonna explode, but you remember soap and sensitive dick don't mix well.
D2: You are starting to value your dicks health and want to retract it when you pee, but it's still a bit tight. You decide to do it anyway and the foreskin shuts the pee valve 90% and makes your pee feel like its 9000 degrees.
D3: You finally get circumcised, but you still feel sensitive. You are in the shower and you are washing your dick. A lot of soap ends up getting there, and you can feel a bit of burning down your urethra. You decide its nothing and go on about your day. You feel like you need to pee and go to the toilet. You feel a shit ton of burning magma piss shoot out. You think your body is gonna explode, but you remember soap and sensitive dick don't mix well.
Guy 1: OW FUCK WHY DOES MY PISS FEEL LIKE LAVA?
Guy 2: You need to take precautions. Don't get the Lava Pee case.
Guy 1: Oh okay- wait what the fuck are you doing in the bathroom?! Get out!!!!
Guy 2: Just sayin. The Lava Pee case can be prevented.
Guy 2: You need to take precautions. Don't get the Lava Pee case.
Guy 1: Oh okay- wait what the fuck are you doing in the bathroom?! Get out!!!!
Guy 2: Just sayin. The Lava Pee case can be prevented.
by Skeletonbones November 19, 2022
Get the Lava Peemug. An appropriately silly and childish alternative for the more stronger word, known as the Penis Promise.
by MyInternetSucks February 12, 2023
Get the Pee Pee Promisemug. Danny: Mommmmm! Can we have Pee Wee Herman soup tonight?
*Danny's Mom and Dad chuckle uncontrollably*
*Danny's Mom and Dad chuckle uncontrollably*
by E-Town13 August 5, 2018
Get the pee wee herman soupmug. Jim: You'll get fucked up this round of Connect Four.
Bob: Nuh-uh, I can pee on one's grave at this game. I've even humiliated a robot in this game.
Jim: Oh shit... O_O
Bob: Nuh-uh, I can pee on one's grave at this game. I've even humiliated a robot in this game.
Jim: Oh shit... O_O
by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020
Get the Pee on one's gravemug. A person that usually can’t get laid and was deprived as a child. Is usually super awkward in public. He/she wants to communicate with people but is too uncultured to do so.
by Daniel Desario January 10, 2022
Get the Pee Pee Toddmug. by Sassysassysassysassysassy April 25, 2017
Get the touching your pee peemug. by Sheluvbfuzz February 11, 2022
Get the Pee Peemug.